Besides the insistent ramblings of Ancient Aliens regular
Giorgio A. Tsoukalos about the extraterrestrial origins of Ancient Greek and
Roman theology, is there credence that Jesus of Nazareth is an
extraterrestrial?
By:Ringo Bones
Ancient Aliens regular Giorgio A . Tsoukalos insistent
ramblings about the “extraterrestrial origins” of Ancient Greek and Roman
belief systems could probably fill a 30-volume encyclopedia sized series of
books – or even more – is there any credence to the implication that Jesus
Christ of Nazareth came from outer space? After all, a comedy skit on the first
season Christmas / Holiday episode of That 70s Show "implying" that Jesus Christ had extraterrestrial origins seems a tad believable like
that of the “ancient astronaut theories” of Erich von Däniken, but is it all
just “liberal intellectual hogwash”?
Though it is quite strange that leading proponents of the “Ancient
Astronaut Theory” often imply that Ancient Greek, Roman and other pre-Abrahamic
belief systems in the Persian Gulf region probably has extraterrestrial origins
as they are “probably” bequeathed to us by extraterrestrial beings with
technological ability of interstellar travel, they only imply in the
vaguest of terms that Jesus of Nazareth is a product of extraterrestrial in-vitro fertilization on some reasonably attractive 14-year-old Palestinian girl
2,000 years ago. But the argument provided by Ancient Astronaut Theorists seems
more plausible – as it seems – from writings left by Abrahamic prophets
probably strung out on cannabis centuries ago. Well, imagine if Tsoukalos started to blame aliens / extraterrestrials for the recent "priestly paedophilia" of Catholic priest, would that particular Ancient Aliens episode be titled "Anal Probe: Anal Sex?"
1 comment:
Kelso probably read Erich von Däniken's Chariots of the Gods? a few weeks before the airing of the That 70s Show Christmas Special.
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