Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Did Jesus Christ Smoke Marijuana?

Though it is still a subject that Giorgio A. Tsoukalos and the rest of the Ancient Aliens probably still won’t tough even with a 10-foot pole, is there any credence to the “rumors” that Jesus of Nazareth's marijuana use?

By: Ringo Bones 

The implication that Jesus of Nazareth might have used marijuana probably started on that 1988 move The Last Temptation of Christ where John the Baptists’ “band of hippy followers” seem to appear to be strung out on marijuana – and don’t forget that since the years after Bob Marley’s June 7, 1980 Crystal Palace Water Contert, it seems that every self-styled Rastafarian “high-priest” who’s ever been to that iconic concert date had since made sacrosance that John the Baptist was one of the founding fathers of Rastafarianism and did indeed taught Jesus Christ to use marijuana besides the banks of the Jordan River in preparation of the “Baptism” of the iconic Nazarene over 2,000 years ago. 

Though the popularity of The Last Temptation of Christ was primarily due to iconic actor Robert De Niro turing down the role of Jesus Christ (a role that eventually went to Willem Dafoe) in which in an interview, De Niro jokingly said “Jesus didn’t speak with a Brooklyn accent”, it seems that this move is the primary “evidence” oft used to imply that Jesus Christ smoked marijuana. But is is the only oft used proof to lend the credence that Jesus of Nazareth used cannablis? Well, it does make for a very interesting World 440 celebration this 2014. 

Ever since the legalization of medical marijuana in some parts of the United States and some more liberal parts of the rest of the world, many “medical marijuana experts” cite as proof the healing effects of marijuana the apparent “miraculous” resurrection of Jesus Christ after the Crucifixion – not to mention the serious physical castigation under Pontius Pilate's and the top Jewish Pharisee’s orders done before the Crucifixion.  


April Rain said...

Maybe it was the "Three Wise Men From the East / The Three Magi" who introduced Jesus of Nazareth through Mary and Joseph via the three gifts they gave. I mean does frankincense and myrrh often mixed with marijuana as noted by Phoenician high priests of the same time period as in "cannabis-cense" and "myrrh-iwana"?

Lilith Fair said...

Now I know why The Dobbie Brothers sang "Jesus is Just Alright with Me".

Nadine said...

Its not just Jesus Christ who smoked marijuana, Moses probably also smoked marijuana. Remember the "burning bush incident"?

Marie Lynne said...

If Giorgio Tsoukalos and the top brass at History Channel's Ancient Aliens ever do an episode on extraterrestrials smoking marijuana with John The Baptist and Jesus of Nazareth - it would probably be titled "Holy Smoke: Holy Shit?".

Madison Scott said...

The largely mellow character Jesus of Nazareth may be attributable to marijuana use, but did the Jewish Pharisee and Pontius Pilate strung out on crack cocaine given their mean spiritedness and rash judgment?

VaneSSa said...

Given that Easter 2014 not only falls on April 20th - hence 420 - but also on Adolf Hitler's birthday only proves that 2014 is the most organized Christianity themed Easter ever and also gives credence that Jesus of Nazareth could have used marijuana. Sadly, historical records already proved that Adolf Hitler's drug of choice was cocaine.